Benny & Joon

by valexposed

 

Sam: You don’t like raisins?

Joon: Not really.

Sam: Why?

Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they’re twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste       sweet, but really they’re just humiliated grapes. I can’t say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.

Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?

Joon: They scare me.

Sam: Yeah me too

Joon: It’s sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.

Sam: It’s a shame about raisins.

Joon: Cannibals.

Sam: Yeah. Do you like avocados?

Joon: They’re a fruit you know.

Sam: Ruthie, do you got any avocados?

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