I am religiously sucking out strawberry milk from a straw, with great struggle i might add.. i think it has a hole in it. Anyway, today is officially the most mundane, plain-jane day of the week. My hair is a mess, my head is a black hole, my nails look strange and to top it off, my favorite polka dot shorts is ripped and i don’t see any possible way of salvaging it. The world has bigger problems, so i guess I’ll be off.
Google- “Things to do when you are bored”. Right, I’m sure the Internet could solve my flat line too. Google – “I think i am having a heart attack, what should i do?” Call the ambulance dumbass. .